👉 A 'ortgage for land' is like when your house becomes a financial guinea pig - you're essentially betting on the earth itself to keep up with your mortgage payments! It's like buying a ticket to eternal land ownership, but only if the soil doesn't start swallowing your house whole in five years.
Example sentence: "With my 'ortgage for land' on the house, I decided to go out for a spin, only to find out my neighbor's cat is actually the landlord now, and they're charging me for every nap it gets!"
